I locked myself out of my jeep. Texted mom. No answer. Texted dad. Got an answer from him saying "Where are you?" even though he was sleeping cause he's gotta go to work at 3AM. After his answer mom's text was like "sux 4 you." And she actually had no intention of helping me out, as I found out when I got home.
Thankfully, my cousin has had to deal with said situations, and the window was cracked, so we were cool and dad did not have to come to the rescue.
Pretty sure I know where I stand with who now. Awesome.