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post #11 of 20 Old 10-30-2012, 01:17 PM
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Well, you know what they say:

The world is made up of

Protons
Neutrons
Electrons
And
Morons

Hehehehehhe
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post #12 of 20 Old 10-30-2012, 01:59 PM
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I'm a "book smart" person..get all A's, ask me anything about horses and I'll ramble on for 10 minutes.

Hand me a stapler and some paper, might wind up in and ER trip for massive internal bleeding.

My boyfriend is "common sense" smart person. Things work out clearly in his head and he is more mechanically minded.

Hand him a yes over, lets say, 5th Grade level history, it might wind up in a trip to the ER for massive cranial bleeding.


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post #13 of 20 Old 10-30-2012, 02:10 PM
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lol .. this does make your day so much better ..

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post #14 of 20 Old 10-30-2012, 03:55 PM Thread Starter
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lol. Yep

Horses change lives. They give our young people confidence and self esteem. They provide peace and tranquility to troubled souls- they give us hope!
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post #15 of 20 Old 11-01-2012, 04:15 AM
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Oh! Another one! I work in a grocery store and one day while I was on my break one of the caskets walked in shaking his head and muttering. There had been a woman standing not ten feet from him, well within earshot who had tld her son who was MAYBE 15 that she would by him ciggerettes (I'm sorry you're buying your child what now?) she approached him and asked for the ciggerrettes and he politely explained that he couldn't sell them to her because he knew they were for a minor, she quickly informed him they were for her not her son.....are you kidding? He just heard you say they were for your underage kid. So he explained that he had over heard them talking and. He could not sell the ciggerttes to her and well she flipped. She honestly did not understand why he wouldn't sell her cigarettes he knew were being given to a 15 year old kid.

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I'm a "book smart" person..get all A's, ask me anything about horses and I'll ramble on for 10 minutes.

Hand me a stapler and some paper, might wind up in and ER trip for massive internal bleeding.

My boyfriend is "common sense" smart person. Things work out clearly in his head and he is more mechanically minded.

Hand him a yes over, lets say, 5th Grade level history, it might wind up in a trip to the ER for massive cranial bleeding.


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So true there's two kinds of smart, book smart and street smart. I have mostly book smart friends and some of them...well they'd walk down a city street at night see an alley and be all "ooooh what's down there?!" ...ok maybe that's a BIT of an exaggeration

Equestrianism; 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain and 100% reason to remember you're absolutely insane to be riding a beast that big.
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post #17 of 20 Old 11-01-2012, 04:37 AM
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This just popped into my head, since we're telling stories. A guy that lived across the hall from me came over to ask if my heat was working. The building had a boiler and radiators in each apartment. Since I had heat, I went to check why his apartment was cold. I could feel heat coming from his heaters but it was still cold in there. I looked around and saw he had his window open. (It's the middle of winter) I asked him if he knew that his window was open. He said yes because he likes having fresh air.

I so wanted to say to him "Here's your sign" but I don't think he would have got it. (Just in case anyone doesn't understand, check out comedian Bill Engvall)
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post #18 of 20 Old 11-01-2012, 07:47 AM
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These are awesome! I love my mom to pieces, but she's one of those really book smart, lacking common sense.

She likes to call my office (not my cell) and ask if I'm at work.

Loading the horse up for a lesson, "oh, you're riding him?"

She asked if I was planning on taking the kids trick r treating....as she's helping me put costumes on them.
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post #19 of 20 Old 11-01-2012, 01:12 PM
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Every August 31st. Our town has an annual race called the Midnight Flight. The streets are closed and the race is run late at night because of the heat. There are 1k, 5k, and 10k distances, but everyone starts at the same time.

So, I'm at work at the library that day and the phone rings: "What time does the Midnight Flight begin?" DDDUUUHHHHHhhhhhhh

I love the idea of a Moron Day except that they'd all come out to celebrate, meet each other and probably end up breeding.

I'm not a complete idiot--there are parts missing!

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post #20 of 20 Old 11-01-2012, 01:52 PM Thread Starter
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HAHA! These are great stories. Breeding, lol. They sure would

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