My mother lied, there is no underwear inspection when they wheel you into emergency, I never felt that I would get thrown out because my panties were built for comfort, and older!
When medical people say this is going to hurt, they are not lying.
Nurses are totally AWESOME
Ambulances suck, Saskatchewan roads suck worse, riding in the ambulance on Saskatchewan roads, well not on my recommended list.
When did you last have mandarin oranges in jello? I had forgotten how good they are.
When people tell you that broken ribs hurt, believe them.
I can wear dresses and house dresses an not die. A month must be the longest I have ever gone without wearing jeans.
On the same subject, I am amazed at how well my farmer husband and son did when they went shopping for said dresses, thy chose great things, and as a bonus they were all in the sale.
Dieting, want some help? Try this, put on a tight figure eight brace, to pull your shoulders back, then put a cast on one arm and a sling on the other. Now go eat, see that's what they mean when they talk about eating slow.
There is little in the world that makes you more humble, than being reliant on others for everything.