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    10-07-2011, 08:32 AM
An Obituary printed in the London Times

An Obituary printed in the London Times - Interesting and sadly rather true:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend,Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense
lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense
lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense
lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense
took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense
finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense
was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I'm A Victim

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone...
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    10-07-2011, 09:33 AM
Says a lot and it's spot on!
    10-07-2011, 09:48 AM
Green Broke

So true, so true.....
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    10-07-2011, 10:38 AM
Yes, I now... Someone definitely did it right. Very true and very sad in fact...
    10-07-2011, 11:14 AM
Can I post this on FB? I think its very fitting
    10-07-2011, 12:31 PM
Originally Posted by LetAGrlShowU    
Can I post this on FB? I think its very fitting
Be my guest. :)
    10-07-2011, 12:50 PM
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    10-07-2011, 05:41 PM
I love this! That's all I can say.
    10-07-2011, 11:36 PM
I think it's rather amateurish of the writer to leave out the divorce of Trust and Truth and the subsequent remarriage of either Trust or Truth to...? I wonder who? I would speculate that Trust might have remarried Entitlement to produce Common Sense's stepbrothers. Also, I always thought of "rhyme" and "reason" as a pair. I wonder why "Rhyme" was not a family member...

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