Yesterday I walked out the door in my skimpy nightgown, wearing muckboots, carrying a shovel, and a guy was walking around the side of the house! Friend of the former owner! I shrieked and threw the shovel at him!
Because my most worn pair of shoes are my muck boots!
Said muckboots are usually on the floorboard of the car when I go to town.
When I buy something from the store I have to pick hay, hair, and feed out of my pocket change.
I got into a fight with a chicken yesterday!
While eating with friends the table next to us were wide eyed when they overheard me wanting to kill my goat and hang his skull at the end of the driveway to freak out trespassers! My husband had to tell me that wasn't appropriate dinner conversation! LOL!
My suv had a dent on the side where my husband ran into the trailer.
Because I usually have at least 8 different bags of feed sitting next to the door in the mudroom!
Because I wear my bath robe out to feed. It's warm, fuzzy, has a "rope" I can use as a lead, halter, whip, fence tie, and the pockets are big enough for fly spray, hoof picks, curry combs, shots, and treats!
Because when people ask me what I want for my Birthday or Christmas the list usually goes: New muckboots, chicken wire, fence posts, help cutting fire wood, garden supplies, and livestock like chickens or goats! LOL! I once got the goats!
Oh, my kid went to school and told everyone how I chased a mean stray dog around the yard trying to shoot it with my shotgun, barefoot and in my pajamas! She was really proud of me!
Why would people think you are a redneck?