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        11-24-2008, 08:45 PM
    Pregnant Turkey?!?!?

    My mom e-mailed this to me and I thought I'd share........


    One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
    traditional feast.

    Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.

    She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister
    left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven.
    She removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the
    Turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the

    When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
    And proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something,
    she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

    With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, 'Patricia,
    you've cooked a pregnant bird!'

    At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

    It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

    Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE
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        11-24-2008, 09:23 PM
    AHAHA!! That's too funny!!
        11-24-2008, 10:42 PM
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Thanks for that!!!
        11-24-2008, 11:48 PM
    Green Broke
    Rofl. No worse than dropping the bird onto the kitchen
    Floor, picking it up and putting it back on the plate and
    Not telling anybody.
        11-25-2008, 08:49 AM
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