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post #1 of 5 Old 11-24-2008, 08:45 PM Thread Starter
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Pregnant Turkey?!?!?

My mom e-mailed this to me and I thought I'd share........


One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional feast.

Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.

She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister
left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven.
She removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the
turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something,
she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, 'Patricia,
you've cooked a pregnant bird!'

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE

Be strong and courageous, and do the work. Don't be afraid or discouraged by the size of the task, for the Lord God, my God, is with you. He will not fail you or forsake you.

1 Chronicles 28:20

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post #2 of 5 Old 11-24-2008, 09:23 PM
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AHAHA!! thats too funny!!

if someone 'gives their two cents' when its just a penny for their thoughts..where does that extra penny go?
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post #3 of 5 Old 11-24-2008, 10:42 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! thanks for that!!!

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post #4 of 5 Old 11-24-2008, 11:48 PM
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rofl. no worse than dropping the bird onto the kitchen
floor, picking it up and putting it back on the plate and
not telling anybody.

I am concerned for the security of our great Nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within. Douglas MacArthur
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"On hyviä vuosia, kauniita muistoja, mutta kuitenkaan, en saata unohtaa,
Että koskaan en ole yksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Vaikka myrsky hetkeksi tyyntyykin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Ja pian taas uusin hönkäyksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Hei tuu mun luo, pieneksi hetkeksi. Puhutaan, varjoni, valkoiseksi enkeliksi."

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