Once a upon time there was a beautiful lady who lived a beautiful house which was a part of a beautiful village which was located in a beautiful valley which was one of a beautiful country's most beautiful valleys. The lady gave birth a boy who was her and her husband first and the only kid. The boy's parents were very proud of his and named his Bob.
Time ran. Bob had developed a lot -he could walk and make some noises but he couldn't still talk yet. On the eve of Bob's 1st birthday his mum and dad thought what kind of birthday present they would give to their son, despite the fact that he couldn't remember his first birthday in afterlife. They thought and thought when Bob surprisingly said his first words: " ping pong ball!". Mum and dad assumed that it was a funny coincident and maybe a sign so they bought five ping pong balls and give them to him for his birthday.
Bob turned 2. He wished ping pong balls.
When Bob's 3rd birthday came closer mum and dad supposed that Bob had grown a lot. Actually so lot that he would wish something else that ping pong balls. No. Ping pong balls.
Bob turned 4: Ping ping pong balls...
5: Ping pong balls...
6: Ping pong balls...
So, soon was the time to celebrate Bob's 7th birtday. Bob would start to his school in this year and proud dad asked what kind of birthday present he had thought. Bob wanted ping pong balls.
Bob turned 8. There was no doubt regarding the present. His parents bought some ping pong balls.
Time of the 9th birthday : Ping pong balls.
When Bob turned 10, he wanted still ping pong balls. Mum and dad started to suspect that he had a fixation.
When Bob woke up in the morning of his 11th birthday he automatically got ping pong balls. His parents thought that he was a little... childish.
Bob turned 12: Ping pong balls...
13: Pong ping balls, ping pong balls...
14: Ping pong balls again. Bob's parents started to doubt if he need some psychological treatment.
15: Bob's parents gave him some ping pong balls and a new moped as a spin-off. His friends gave him... well... ping pong balls.
16: Bob wanted still ping pong balls. Mum and dad took his into psychologist. She didn't find anything deviant. No ADHD or any other problems.
17: Surprise! Ping pong balls...
18: Bob became major and got some ping pong balls.
19: Bob got a girlfriend and ping pong balls.
20: Ping pong balls again...
21: Ping pong balls again...
22: P.i.n.g p.o.n.g b.a.l.l.s
23: Ping pong balls (note: read all, don't skip anything. If you do it you'll lose an idea of this joke).
24: Bob got married. He didn't want ping pong balls for a wedding present but at his birthday party them was a real hit.
Bob turned 25 and his wife Jane became pregnant. Bob wanted some ping pong balls.
26: Bob wanted ping pong balls.
27: Bob's first-born son was almost 1½ years old. He didn't want ping pong balls but dad wanted them behalf of him.
28: Yeah, ping pong balls.
When Bob turned 29 he had had two kids.There's no changes as regards his birthday presents.
30: Ping pong balls, ping pong balls...
Why just ping pong balls?
Had the Devil interfered in his life with those ping pong balls? Stop and think a second. Why Bob wanted so much those yellowish, bouncing, noisy balls? Maybe he was a robot which used ping pong balls as fuel? Or maybe he gave them to his friend who lived
On Mars? Did he might want to do a new record?
Bob turned 31 and got ping pong balls.
32: Ping pong balls...
33: Tittidii, ping pong balls...
I let you guess what Bob's friends gave him when he turned 34... Yea, right! If you said "ping pong balls" you're right...
35: Bob was almost middle aged and his family had grown enormously. His children asked him about his ping pong balls but Bob said that he wouldn't tell until he was ready.
36: Ping pong balls...
37: More ping pong balls...
38: GOLFBALLS!!! No, just a joke. Ping pong balls again... Them bounce and anything...
39. Ping pong balls...
There was time to celebrate Bob's 40th birthday party but Bob's dad couldn't attend it. He was in a hospital because he had problems with his heart. Bob got ping pong balls.
Bob turned 41 and got ping pong balls...
42: Bob got ping pong balls and his dad a heart attack.
43: Bob got ping pong balls and dad a gravestone. Bob was very upset for his dad but those ping pong balls cheered him up.
44: Ping pong balls, there's no choice.
45: Bob wanted only ping pong balls.
46: Some of Bob's kids had grown up. Bob got bouncing ping pong balls.
47: Ping-a-pong balls.
48 years and ping pong balls.
Bob turned 49 and became a grandpa. The most oldiest son had had a baby. Bob had had ping pong balls.
50 years and Bob got ping pong balls. Because of his half-century life he got them more than normal.
51: Ping pong balls...
Bob turned 52 and didn't feel so good because his mum told that she had a grievous illness. She had suffered from it for a long time...
53: Ping pong balls. Because Bob know that his mum would die he was a little depressed.
Mum died but Bob got ping pong balls for his 54th birthday. Them alleviated his grief a lot.
55 year old Bob was middle aged and happy with his ping pong balls.
56: Ping pong balls...
57: Bob wanted some ping pong balls.
59: Ping pong balls, ping pong balls, PING PONG BALLS!!
Bob turned 60. He organized a big party and got many boxes ping pong balls...
Why just P-I-N-G P-O-N-G B-A-L-L-S?
Maybe someone smuggled drugs in those balls? Why Bob wanted ping pong balls? Just mull it. Maybe he bogarted messages in the balls? If he was an agent of FBI or something? Or then he rubbed elbows with Boogie Wookie with those balls? Maybe he planned to do something arcade with his balls.
61: Ping pong balls...
62: Ping pong balls...
Bob turned 63 and got ping pong balls.
I let you guess again what he got when he turned 65. If you don't know, I have to say that you aren't very smart.
66: Bob's ping pong ball collection got new members.
67: Bob was still very perky old man. Despite it he left his job and retired after many workful years. He didn't need ping pong balls when he organized a farewell party.
68 and more ping pong balls.
When Bob turned 69 he hadn't any sexual life anymore but dreams regarding ping pong balls were alive and did well.
70: Retired Bob did well and lived with his wife Jane on a countryside.
71: Jane gave some ping pong balls to Bob.
72: Ping pong balls. Do you feel frustrated!?
73: Bob did still well and got some ping pong balls.
When Bob turned 74 he became a king of ping pong balls. Beside that he became a great-gradpa.
75: Ping pong balls...
76 and Jane told that she had a cancer. Luckily there were ping pong balls so Bob didn't feel very upset.
77: Ping pong balls...
78: P I n g p o n g b a l l s . . .
79: More ping pong balls...
Then was the time of Bob's 80th birthday party. Give ping pong balls to this man, please!
81: Ping pong balls.
82: ping pong balls.
Just before Bob turned 83 Jane died of the cancer. Bob didn't mourn a lot because of ping pong balls.
84 and Bob's progenies started to think that he was gaga. Despite that he was given more ping pong balls.
85: You know.
87: Don't force me say it again...
88: Ping pong balls, ping pong balls, ping pong balls...
89: Relatives started to wonder how Bob was so good condition. And gave him more ping pong balls.
Bob turned 90 and got ping pong balls. What a surprise!
Why just freakin' ping pong balls?
Oh heck, why he wanted ping pong balls? Just think it. Maybe he was constructing a new weapon and tried to conquer the world? Or maybe he had decided to organize world's biggest ping pong ball world championship? Who knows.
91: Ping pong balls...
92: Ping pong balls...
93: Ping p.. oh, never mind. There's nothing surprising in his birthday presents.
94 and ping pong balls again.
Bob turned 95 and got some ping pong balls. He also became great-great-grandpa.
96: Bob was a little more tired and older than earlier but he still got ping pong balls.
97: Ping pong balls.
It was the time of Bob's 98 birthday party. All of his relatives gave him ping pong balls.
99 and still ping pong balls.
Then something happened. Bob's 100th birthday party was coming closer when his heart started to act irregularly. Bob was taken to a hospital. After six days he was lying on his death-bed taking his last breaths. All his progenies (and he had a LOT of progenies) were surrounding this very loved dad, grandpa, great-grandpa or great-great-grandpa.
"Dad?" asked Bob's son. "Yea..?" "Erm.. All of us know that you'll die soon. Could you tell why did you collect those heckin' ping pong balls? Are you ready now?"
Bob closed his eyes, chuckled and did a smile.
"Well, did it because..."
Suddenly he ceased. Bob was passed away and nobody never learnt why he had collected those ping pong balls.
Oh, feel you frustrated now when you read all of this boring text? Yep, it was my aim! Well, send this to your friends and I'm sure you'll get a good laugh ;).
Ps. I haven't created this text but I translated it (btw, sorry about mistakes. My concentration wasn't best at all when I arrived at the end). You can believe that the only word inside my head at the moment is a ping pong ball :D.