You have a life? Is that allowed? Hey! Admin! ** pulls out big shinny forum whistle from pocket** toot! Toot! Toot! Attention admin! We have a rule breaker here! A forum member who has a life outside the forum! Take her away! Beat her with a big stick! The re-education procedure must begin at once!
Stella - sweet, timid, elegant, lovely, lively, amazing
Luna - large, unattractive, naughty, adored