Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a blonde New Yorker),
Confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State -
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo... And..
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy .
Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared..
'Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!'
'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes... Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!'
They then asked, 'Well tell us , did you have sex with a real cowboy?'
'Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!'
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