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post #1 of 29 Old 11-21-2009, 05:22 PM Thread Starter
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Sex With A Cowboy

Sex With A Cowboy



Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a blonde New Yorker),
Confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State -
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo... And..
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy .
Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared..
'Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!'
'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes... Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!'
They then asked, 'Well tell us , did you have sex with a real cowboy?'
'Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!'



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post #2 of 29 Old 11-21-2009, 06:41 PM
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rofl he he he he ho hohoho that's funny

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I thought so!

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post #4 of 29 Old 11-21-2009, 07:08 PM
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol. Lmfao. O that's a good one!!

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Your dirty!
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It's a fact!!!

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That was a good one ...lol

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Seems that it's raunchy stuff on air today .

"On hyviä vuosia, kauniita muistoja, mutta kuitenkaan, en saata unohtaa,
Että koskaan en ole yksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
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Your dirty!

Haha!
No....

George'll love it!! Did you show it to him??

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It's a fact!!!
LMAO!!
I didn't think any males would argue. ;)

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