Mine is the AMAZING FGRanch, or Tiffanny.
Honestly, I couldn't ever ask for a better sister in the world! I don't know what I'd ever do without her. She's my heart and soul and I probably would be useless without her.
So, I thought I'd share a few memorable moments of ours, I'm sure she has some. If she's willing to admit she's my sister after this.
As some, or most, may know I was a bad car wreck and she took care of my boys (four legged) while I was in the hospital including getting the one stallion in for surgery and playing with his penis everyday. He still thanks her!
She is definitely the type of person that I talk to about absolutely anything. And vice versa, I think.
As a result of that car accident I broke my hip, leg, and arm so when I was finally released I was on a granny walker (yay!...)
So I was all dressed and hobbling my way out to the bar on my two wheeled walker through half a foot (okay..probably two inches) of snow when she comes running out the door with the other one.
She was running with it, out to meet me, and the particular one she had, had a basket at the bottom.
So, she's running down the driveway and I'm watching the screw fall loose the basket begin to drop and she's saying "Look Steff, if I can run with this, surely you can walk!"
And right as I was about to say something, the basket fell off and dug into the ground, and she flipped ass over tea kettle! I mean, I watched her fall for about five minutes and the look on her face as she figured out how she should land...LOL
I almost peed myself I laughed so hard!
Ast year I had my gelding out (first time riding in the dark) and he was doing absolutely freaking fantastic.
So, we're about 2km from home and she looks back at me and says "I'm going to take a picture of Kita, okay?" So I'm all "Okay."
She's riding a horse that's been there, done that, had kids on her. Should be good.
Oh, hell no. That flash came on and slow, pokey Kita turned into a skitzofrenic reiner. She scared the **** out of my horse who also spins like a nutcase, and as I'm falling I look over and see Tiffanny falling the EXACT same way. I dumped my beer and lost my shades.
Thankfully her horse went one way and mine went the other so my horse called to her horse, who was in the process of booking it home, and stopped their mad dash for freedom. I've honestly never seen two horses spin around so quick - and it takes a lot to get me off!
Made it home without furthur incident but next time she asks a questions that ends in "okay?" I'm going to take her phone and run it over.
Or when she was riding this crazy Morgan who liked to toss his head right into the sky and ended up slamming into her face and gives her a bleeding nose. I'm laughing and she's "It's not #($&(#*&$ funny!!" which of course, makes me laugh even harder. Then she makes me stop at a church camp for kids and ask for ice, where again I'm mad to look like a jerk because he's looking at her bloody face and I can't quit laughing.
Or when the hosre she was riding went after another one and the girth strap broke and all of a sudden she was under neath the horse at a dead gallop. Scared the ever living bee-jesus out of me. I go to fly off my horse, get my leg stuck on the saddle horn, do a face plant, run over to her, rip my shirt off and plaster it on her bleeding face and I'm crying because she just got her head kicked in and she looks up and says "I don't want to be ******ed!!"
This is us, sitting on a ride at the Sundre Rodeo that made her say "Steff, I think I'm going to puke" in a car that's flipping around all over the bloody place and I'm sitting there going "Oh, don't you dare! Don't you &^%^& dare!!" LOL
Us, entertaining me on a whim to go for a walk in the rain. LOL
I love ya, Tiff!!
Anyhow, in regards to the stallion that went in for surgery, she sent me her vet's number so I could send him a photo of his penis pre-second surgery. Well, if I didn't get the last two digits mixed up and ended up sending it to some random Sundre number. So I had a little fun, although they were sorta deadbeats. LOL
Anyhoo... She ows me big because I'm babysitting for a few days and her little two year old has liquids pouring out of BOTH ends, if you know what I mean. Totally the exact reason why my children all have four legs! LOL
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