So, I heart another rumor this evening. I heard some loud sobbing coming from a corner. I wen to check out the noise. I saw poor, pitiful Regal Charm. His nose was red and he had spittle in his beard. His eyes were red and puffy from crying.
Guess what he told me? Apparently, Spyder got tired of RC kissing all the girls (and boys ) so she ran off with iridehorses. Last anyone saw of them they were kissin' in the corner.
Bad Spyder! Bad girl indeed! I do have to admit I don't feel too sorry for RC though.
I think this means I should be able to have their carrots!