Yes, me and Farmpony could do it. I would not charge anything
For my services, but you have to know going in that we don't have
X-ray equipment. So we would have to use the ol trial and error
Method of drilling holes with my cordless drill until we found the
Loose screw, We use wd-40 for lubricant as to cut down on the friction
Doing the drilling process. Once the trouble-some loose screw is
Found we could take it out or put locktite on it to help keep it tight
So the loose screw would stay put.
(notice, if the so called Loose Screw is frozen in place and will not
Move, use of more agressive tools might have to be used. Heating
The Loose Screw to not quite red hot usually will free up any Loose
Screws and this provides a secondary benefit as it will stop any
Unneccessary bleeding from the operating sight of said Loose Screw.
Also we will use Jack daniels as a antiseptic pouring into the site of
The operation. We also will use the Jack Daniels to help with calming
Of the nerves. We both will be drinking double shots to help any shaking
Of our hands so that will give you a calming effect so you will not worry
As to thinking we know what we are doing.)