OoOoOoOooh BOY! I think I am the QUEEN of bizarre dreams.
I have a dream, the same dream every once in awhile about one of my mom's ex boyfriend chasing me down, catching me, and then sticking a machete (a huge knife) up my bum (yes, I know.. OUCH). The day after the dream, I am physically uncomfortable, and it's always sore to sit.
I've had dreams where I've killed myself. One that has absolutely terrified me. I was sitting in a car, and had shot myself in the chest with a handgun. I could feel the pain, and when I pressed on the bullet wound, it would weep. I didn't die right away, and actually woke up before I had died, but I was very close because I woke up gasping for breath.
I have dreams about mass murders chasing me through hospitals, killing random people, skinning them and then hanging them all in a tree.
I've had dreams where there are dominance issues, I've had crazy sexual dreams and I've had dreams about cheating spouses, or even dreams about beating up my mom, or my ex husband.
Bottom line is, that I enjoy going to bed every night because I never know what's going to happen. Of course the really scary dreams I don't enjoy very much, but I have a lot of cool, crazy ones that out weight the really bad ones.