What the fudge?
LOL I got this note from our neighbors;
Please keep dogs and chickens off our property, or we will call police, thank you.
One, this not was not in an addressed envelope, so I know that they put it in our mailbox by themselves while no one was home. Federal offense, anyone?
Secondly, we don't let our dogs roam the neighborhood - when they do sneak over there (which we always call them back immediately), it's because those idiots don't have garbage pick up. Yep, you guessed it. They dump it in their back yard. Smells wonderful when the wind is blowing just right. It's once in a blue moon when they cross the property line, it's not a common occurance.
Thirdly, our chickens do free range during the day - but you think they'd enjoy not being infested with ticks, yes? And no, they don't have a garden. Heck, you never even see them outside unless they're leaving for work.
It's funny because we've had chickens and dogs for the entire nine years we've been living here and they're just now complaining? I think they're more or less p.o.'ed because they throw their crap across our property line, and I throw it right back over. It's not just any crap - it's wire and whatnot that they toss into our pasture. I've also run them off our land (they thought the entire family was gone), trying to hunt - and despite no trespassing signs (which they've torn down time and time again).
I'm considering calling the police simply for the fact that they went into our mailbox. I also found a tipped over propane can that had a loose valve and was leaking, and my dog was blatantly ticked off and tracking everywhere when we went outside, so I'm beginning to wonder if perhaps they're the ones who did it.
We're home. A lot. They could have just as easily walked over, but these fools won't even wave at you when you're out in the yard.
I've got a lovely bunch of Neuticals,
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head