Today it was a stupid question, I used to get into trouble for questioning this sort of thing when I was small, and this just transported me straight back there
DH "What the hell is this?"
Me "It's a tail bandage"
DH "I know what it is what is it doing here?"
Conversation in my head...
Well if you already know what it is, why ask WHAT? ask to start with what is the tail bandage doing here. Then actually you don't need to ask that either, because the only reason there is a tail bandage would be in the clean laundry basket I'm carrying is
1) I forgot to hide it
2) I have just washed it.
So the question should be "Why did you wash the tail bandage in the laundry with my underwear?"
Then the answer is easy, "It's OK the horses don't mind sharing"
(It's OK it was actually a clean bandage just being refreshed
So share the thing that takes you back to childhood
or
Stupid questions
DH "What the hell is this?"
Me "It's a tail bandage"
DH "I know what it is what is it doing here?"
Conversation in my head...
Well if you already know what it is, why ask WHAT? ask to start with what is the tail bandage doing here. Then actually you don't need to ask that either, because the only reason there is a tail bandage would be in the clean laundry basket I'm carrying is
1) I forgot to hide it
2) I have just washed it.
So the question should be "Why did you wash the tail bandage in the laundry with my underwear?"
Then the answer is easy, "It's OK the horses don't mind sharing"
(It's OK it was actually a clean bandage just being refreshed
So share the thing that takes you back to childhood
or
Stupid questions