I played with paper dolls when I was little, for crying out loud. I still remember my grandma giving me a book full of them, with perforated dolls and clothes that you had to punch out.
I also had LiteBrite, Skydancers, Polly Pocket, Fantasy Fillies, Paddock Ponies, Doodle Bear... most of the awesome 90's toys.
I actually still have all my Betty Spaghetti dolls.
I don't understand toys these days. Companies are running out of ideas.
Y'know what else baffles me? Kids' TV shows and movies. Nothing is classic anymore. Poor kids today are stuck with Hannah Montana and crappy computer animated sitcoms on Nick Junior.