Hahahahahaha! The last one is the best! Sooo typically boyish! That reminds me when my friend in University left his water tap open (with blocking the sink hole), left to kitchen for a second but forgot about the tap. The water spilt all over the carpet and instead of asking me, he brought the vacuum cleaner and vacuumed the carpet.
The vacuum later was stinking like helll!! And when the cleaner came she thought someone puked in the vacuum cleaner. Hahahaa....
It still makes me laugh....infact I can't stop laughing even while writing this.
Great memories from Uni!!
Thanks for sharing this and brigning back my old memories.