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    06-16-2009, 09:42 AM
  #1
Green Broke
Words for Women to live by

Subject: Words for Women to Live By
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the B***h has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bulls*&*&!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has Tires or Tes***es it's going to give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.
     
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    06-16-2009, 07:22 PM
  #2
Weanling
Lmao, those are some good words to live by :p funny as hell
     
    06-17-2009, 03:12 AM
  #3
Weanling
I like number 11
     
    06-17-2009, 08:07 PM
  #4
Yearling
Thats great :)
     
    06-19-2009, 06:23 PM
  #5
Yearling
LOL! I love #11.
     
    06-19-2009, 07:22 PM
  #6
Yearling
Those are great!
     
    06-24-2009, 07:08 PM
  #7
Foal
That is some funny stuff! I can't wait to show my wife #12.
     
    08-20-2009, 02:05 AM
  #8
Weanling
Lol this is so funny
     
    08-25-2009, 08:34 AM
  #9
Foal
Haha I like number 10 lol.. and I could relate to number one haha
     
    09-19-2009, 12:36 PM
  #10
Started
Who wants to be like Barbie...If she's so hot, why do you have to buy her a boyfriend?
     

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