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post #1 of 11 Old 06-16-2009, 08:42 AM Thread Starter
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Words for Women to live by

Subject: Words for Women to Live By
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the B***h has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bulls*&*&!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has Tires or Tes***es it's going to give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

I am concerned for the security of our great Nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within. Douglas MacArthur
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post #2 of 11 Old 06-16-2009, 06:22 PM
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lmao, those are some good words to live by :p funny as hell

If it wasn't for the bad stuff.... it wouldn't make winning so great.
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post #3 of 11 Old 06-17-2009, 02:12 AM
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I like number 11
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post #4 of 11 Old 06-17-2009, 07:07 PM
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that's great :)


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post #5 of 11 Old 06-19-2009, 05:23 PM
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LOL! I love #11.
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post #6 of 11 Old 06-19-2009, 06:22 PM
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Those are great!
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post #7 of 11 Old 06-24-2009, 06:08 PM
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That is some funny stuff! I can't wait to show my wife #12.
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post #8 of 11 Old 08-20-2009, 01:05 AM
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lol this is so funny
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post #9 of 11 Old 08-25-2009, 07:34 AM
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haha I like number 10 lol.. and I could relate to number one haha

live for the good times,, forget all the bad,, love him forever and you'll be always glad!! So hug like you mean it,, and kiss in the night,, smile when they cant see and never ever fight!!
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post #10 of 11 Old 09-19-2009, 11:36 AM
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Who wants to be like Barbie...If she's so hot, why do you have to buy her a boyfriend?

To see the wind's power, the rain's cleansing, and the sun's radiant life, one need only to look at the horse.
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