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post #1 of 21 Old 09-29-2009, 06:49 PM Thread Starter
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Worlds Worst & Best Lovers

German men are 'world's worst lovers' with English men in second place - Telegraph

German men are 'world's worst lovers' with English men in second place

German men have been voted the world's worst lovers, narrowly beating English men to the unwanted title.



Published: 7:00AM BST 29 Sep 2009


A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".
English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.

Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians.

The poll, carried out by global research site OnePoll :: Homepage, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.
Germans were deemed to have bad body odour, Englishmen were accused of letting women do all the work, whilst Swedes were a bit too quick to finish.

Men from Holland were "too rough" between the bed covers and Americans were accused of being "too dominating" in the bedroom.
Greek men were said to be a bit too soppy.
Other countries who didn't fare well in the poll were Scotland (too loud), Turkey (too sweaty) and Wales (too selfish).
Russian men crept in at tenth place amid accusations they are too hairy for the average woman.
A spokesperson for OnePoll :: Homepage added: ''These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.''

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)


WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada

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post #2 of 21 Old 09-29-2009, 07:02 PM
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*ponders next trip...*

Kidding. I love my Canadian man...


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Go Australia! Seventh place!

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Hmm...I've always wanted to travel...
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Funny you mention that, Dove.
I've wanted to go to Spain for the longest time. Perhaps now I know why I was drawn there.... :p

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Haha, no kidding!
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I love my Canadian man as well and wouldn't replace him, even though once in while he goes back to his German heritage and gets pretty stinky! :)
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You know Tiff, I didn't even think when I posted this.
But when I saw you had replied I had to laugh!
Make sure you show George this!

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Yeah I will be sure to tell him to come read that I said he can get stinky...lol! I'm pretty sure he secertly reads this site anyways! LOL :)
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well evidently they didn't interview the women in my younger days.

I am retired now, you know.

Wore it out.

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