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post #1 of 27 Old 07-03-2008, 02:44 PM Thread Starter
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You might be a Redneck if you....

haha why not right? Well I thought we could all have some fun with this topic... The game is for you all to come up with things you think is a redneck thing..

Umm well idk if this is considered a redneck thing..

1.) lol if you run around with your friends playin cops and robbers but instead of usin the nice toy guns to shoot each other, you use beebee guns! You just might be a redneck!

2.) if you ride the lawn mower up the drive way to get the mail, you just might be a redneck.. HEY don't blame me! That was a long drive way! Haha I use to like ride around the yard just ridin the lawn mower, heck I think I spent like an hour havin races on my lawn mower! Geeze I must of looked ******ed!

Lol I know that's kinda lame but idk, just to get it warmed up..

Oh and that game was fun until you got hit by one of those beebee lol, but it was fun.

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post #2 of 27 Old 07-03-2008, 03:00 PM
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ok... a lil bit of arkansas commin' your way!

- Bathe in the creek
- your cousin is also your uncle
-use duct tape to keep the bugs outta your trailer(house)
-Claim that you have a really nice trailer(house)
-take the couch outside for horseshoe tournament
-Go to the 4th annual "party in the holler"
-Cut the tree in the front yard down to use as firewood in the winter and complain that you have no shade in the summer.
-use your car key as a Q-tip to clean your ears at dinner
-Family traditions song is TRUE to your life
-still have an active moonshine stil

Ok..some of these are mine some are from our friends but they are all true. If I have time I'll think of more.

Be strong and courageous, and do the work. Don't be afraid or discouraged by the size of the task, for the Lord God, my God, is with you. He will not fail you or forsake you.

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post #3 of 27 Old 07-03-2008, 03:09 PM
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ok... a lil bit of arkansas commin' your way!
LMAO!!

You might be a redneck if.... you ever used a toilet brush
As a back scratcher

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post #4 of 27 Old 07-03-2008, 03:09 PM
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LOL I love the Cousin is your Uncle one!!!!!!!!!!!!

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post #5 of 27 Old 07-03-2008, 03:12 PM
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You might be a redneck if....

You've been married three times
And still have the same in-laws.

Your state's got a new law that says
When a couple get divorced,
They are still legally brother and sister.

You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"

You think a quarter horse is
A ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.

You've got more than
One brother named 'Darryl'.

It's been awhile, but I'm back & back in the saddle!
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post #6 of 27 Old 07-03-2008, 03:21 PM
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Your child's first words were
"Attention K-Mart shoppers!"

Last year you hid yer kids'
Easter eggs under cow pies.

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch
Has more teeth than your wife.

On your first date you had to ask your
Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

The people on Jerry Springer's show
Remind you of your neighbors

It's been awhile, but I'm back & back in the saddle!
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post #7 of 27 Old 07-03-2008, 03:30 PM
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You own more cars that don't work than ones that do

You have shotguns placed in strategic places all over EVERYTHING you own

If you know you have a head light out you will purposely drive with your brights on all the time to avoid a ticket (don't laugh I've done it, and on some cars it works!!)

You wear a belt, but you can still see your plumber's crack

The only thing better than a beer, is two beers

You've worn blue jeans and boots to a wedding
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post #8 of 27 Old 07-03-2008, 07:19 PM
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omg... I HAVE DONE SO MANY OF THOSE!

Be strong and courageous, and do the work. Don't be afraid or discouraged by the size of the task, for the Lord God, my God, is with you. He will not fail you or forsake you.

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post #9 of 27 Old 07-04-2008, 12:10 AM
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you might a red neck when you drive your lawn mower to the pool ( ret teacher does that here...if the grand kids are with her that day...the cart goes on!!!!.....

You might be a red neck when you plan your keg parties on the night the local cop has the night off...

HERE'S YOUR SIGN!!!!!
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post #10 of 27 Old 07-04-2008, 12:14 AM
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btw......has any one watched red neck weddings on cmt?
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