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  • If you have a couch on the lawn you might be a redneck

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    07-03-2008, 02:44 PM
You might be a Redneck if you....

Haha why not right? Well I thought we could all have some fun with this topic... The game is for you all to come up with things you think is a redneck thing..

Umm well idk if this is considered a redneck thing..

1.) lol if you run around with your friends playin cops and robbers but instead of usin the nice toy guns to shoot each other, you use beebee guns! You just might be a redneck!

2.) if you ride the lawn mower up the drive way to get the mail, you just might be a redneck.. HEY don't blame me! That was a long drive way! Haha I use to like ride around the yard just ridin the lawn mower, heck I think I spent like an hour havin races on my lawn mower! Geeze I must of looked ******ed!

Lol I know that's kinda lame but idk, just to get it warmed up..

Oh and that game was fun until you got hit by one of those beebee lol, but it was fun.
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    07-03-2008, 03:00 PM
Ok... a lil bit of arkansas commin' your way!

- Bathe in the creek
- your cousin is also your uncle
-use duct tape to keep the bugs outta your trailer(house)
-Claim that you have a really nice trailer(house)
-take the couch outside for horseshoe tournament
-Go to the 4th annual "party in the holler"
-Cut the tree in the front yard down to use as firewood in the winter and complain that you have no shade in the summer.
-use your car key as a Q-tip to clean your ears at dinner
-Family traditions song is TRUE to your life
-still have an active moonshine stil

Ok..some of these are mine some are from our friends but they are all true. If I have time I'll think of more.
    07-03-2008, 03:09 PM
Originally Posted by Dumas'_Grrrl
ok... a lil bit of arkansas commin' your way!

You might be a redneck if.... you ever used a toilet brush
As a back scratcher
    07-03-2008, 03:09 PM
Green Broke
LOL I love the Cousin is your Uncle one!!!!!!!!!!!!
    07-03-2008, 03:12 PM
You might be a redneck if....

You've been married three times
And still have the same in-laws.

Your state's got a new law that says
When a couple get divorced,
They are still legally brother and sister.

You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"

You think a quarter horse is
A ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.

You've got more than
One brother named 'Darryl'.
    07-03-2008, 03:21 PM
Your child's first words were
"Attention K-Mart shoppers!"

Last year you hid yer kids'
Easter eggs under cow pies.

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch
Has more teeth than your wife.

On your first date you had to ask your
Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

The people on Jerry Springer's show
Remind you of your neighbors
    07-03-2008, 03:30 PM
Green Broke
You own more cars that don't work than ones that do

You have shotguns placed in strategic places all over EVERYTHING you own

If you know you have a head light out you will purposely drive with your brights on all the time to avoid a ticket (don't laugh I've done it, and on some cars it works!!)

You wear a belt, but you can still see your plumber's crack

The only thing better than a beer, is two beers

You've worn blue jeans and boots to a wedding
    07-03-2008, 07:19 PM
    07-04-2008, 12:10 AM
You might a red neck when you drive your lawn mower to the pool ( ret teacher does that here...if the grand kids are with her that day...the cart goes on!!!!.....

You might be a red neck when you plan your keg parties on the night the local cop has the night off...

    07-04-2008, 12:14 AM
Btw......has any one watched red neck weddings on cmt?

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