Oh my gosh, I'm a redneck! I have done so many of those including:
you ride the lawn mower up the drive way to get the mail. I use the 4 wheeler most of the time. Hubby uses his horse.
If you know you have a head light out you will purposely drive with your brights on all the time to avoid a ticket
You have shotguns placed in strategic places all over EVERYTHING you own
you dry your hair by sticking your head out the truck window on the way to town
Heres some I do that proves I'm a redneck
I use barbed wire, hub caps, old license plates and antique farm impliments as "yard art"
I have more dogs than kids. (no kids, 6 dogs)
Took the Christmas lights off the barn only after the cord rotted and all the bulbs were broke. Edit: I guess Xmas lights on the barn is a redneck thing in itself
Use duct tape and wire for fixing just about anything.
I carry a knife with a pig sticker in my purse
One I don't do but see all the time
Have catfish heads hanging off every fence post.