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        07-04-2008, 12:40 AM
      #11
    Weanling
    ^yep I DO! Love that show! Oh and Bill Ingval is awsome! Favorite commedian
         
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        07-04-2008, 11:02 AM
      #12
    Yearling
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by KANSAS_TWISTER
    btw......has any one watched red neck weddings on cmt?
    OMG one of my fav shows!!
         
        07-04-2008, 12:57 PM
      #13
    Green Broke
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Small_Town_Girl
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by KANSAS_TWISTER
    btw......has any one watched red neck weddings on cmt?
    OMG one of my fav shows!!
    same here!!
         
        07-04-2008, 02:30 PM
      #14
    Green Broke
    I skipped a lot of ppl's post so forgive me if I repost...

    You might be a redneck if you..........

    .....................................Have a school bus converted into a camper/booze cruise/party bus.
         
        07-04-2008, 03:45 PM
      #15
    Trained
    - if you dry your hair by sticking your head out the truck window on the way to town! :P My hubby was driving last nite! :P
         
        07-05-2008, 10:31 AM
      #16
    Showing
    Oh my gosh, I'm a redneck! I have done so many of those including:
    You ride the lawn mower up the drive way to get the mail. I use the 4 wheeler most of the time. Hubby uses his horse.

    If you know you have a head light out you will purposely drive with your brights on all the time to avoid a ticket

    You have shotguns placed in strategic places all over EVERYTHING you own

    You dry your hair by sticking your head out the truck window on the way to town

    Heres some I do that proves I'm a redneck

    I use barbed wire, hub caps, old license plates and antique farm impliments as "yard art"

    I have more dogs than kids. (no kids, 6 dogs)

    Took the Christmas lights off the barn only after the cord rotted and all the bulbs were broke. Edit: I guess Xmas lights on the barn is a redneck thing in itself

    Use duct tape and wire for fixing just about anything.

    I carry a knife with a pig sticker in my purse

    One I don't do but see all the time
    Have catfish heads hanging off every fence post.
         
        07-05-2008, 02:54 PM
      #17
    Green Broke
    Oh here's more!!

    If you have more than 5 dead things mounted on the wall

    You keep your clean clothes in the same place as your dirty ones... on the floor

    You have an old toilet in your yard, hey it makes a good flower pot...

    You've mowed your lawn in your underwear while drinking a beer

    You've eaten things such as opossum, squirrel, rabbit, ect

    When you go hunting it's for food, not fun
         
        07-05-2008, 03:01 PM
      #18
    Showing
    Oh dear dear dear Another one I have done. Mowed the grass in my underwear Hey, it was hot
    I swear I never thought I was a redneck!
         
        07-05-2008, 09:04 PM
      #19
    Trained
    Vida - embrace the red side!

    We had a pool last year and my kids swam more in their undies than they did in their swimsuits!

    I have done yard work in my nightie

    I LOVE my 2 cow skulls on either side of my porch!
         
        07-06-2008, 12:19 AM
      #20
    Started
    Lol... i'm imbracing the red side!!
    You know where your a red neck when you mow your yard with a swother!! Missed pic opps yesterday of my husband doing that!!, gone and feed horses in my night gown before!! Oh and you know when your a red neck when you go fill up the water trough and soak your feetin it at the same time
         

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