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post #1 of 48 Old 05-12-2008, 06:49 PM Thread Starter
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You should never...

All of us do mistakes. Some of them are even pretty funny. I think we could put here some mistakes we or our friends have done but not recommend to anyone else. Tell what you tried to do and what was a payoff. Start every story with words 'You should never..."

I start:
You should never try to bake raw, frozen croissants in a microwave if them are aimed to bake in a oven. Payoff: Black, smoky croissant which was appressed in a plate under it. The plate cracked too.

You should never keep your sugar and salt in containers which remember each others. If you do that, you can experiece an awkward surprise in a some morning when you're tired and trying to sweeten your morning coffee...

You should never try to stand up fast if you've worn jeans with wide legs. Try to do that and it's sure you'll topple those legs. If you're sitting on the chair, bed etc. you also end up topsy-turvy on the floor.

"On hyviä vuosia, kauniita muistoja, mutta kuitenkaan, en saata unohtaa,
Että koskaan en ole yksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Vaikka myrsky hetkeksi tyyntyykin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Ja pian taas uusin hönkäyksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Hei tuu mun luo, pieneksi hetkeksi. Puhutaan, varjoni, valkoiseksi enkeliksi."

Pelle Miljoona Oy - Varjo seuraa onneain

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post #2 of 48 Old 05-12-2008, 06:53 PM
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Haha, those are funny!
Ah, I'll try to think of some.

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post #3 of 48 Old 05-12-2008, 08:55 PM
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LOL funny :)

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post #4 of 48 Old 05-12-2008, 09:06 PM
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You should never put a hot pan of anything on a carpeted floor. It will melt the carpet.
On the same note...
You should never set a hot pan on the arm of a leather chair. It will discolor the leather.

You should never throw away a shoe box without looking inside first. You might throw the $130 pair of shoes you just bought away.

You should never get on a horse without double checking the tightness of the cinch. You might end up on the ground and your saddle under the horse. I'm sure I'm not the only one who has done this
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post #5 of 48 Old 05-12-2008, 09:10 PM
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You should never try to clean off nail polish with ashington(sp?) while you are in the computer. Payoff; a rather strange looking keyboard
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post #6 of 48 Old 06-14-2008, 06:51 PM Thread Starter
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You should never try to take anything out of a freezer if your fingers are wet. I'm sure that if you do this your fingers touch a inside wall of the freezer and seizes it just like you would have glued them.

Payoff: Luckily my mom heard when I yelled bad words, came kitchen (I couldn't span any aid myself) and released my fingers with a hot washcloth. I get only frivolous frostbites and two big clepsydras.

"On hyviä vuosia, kauniita muistoja, mutta kuitenkaan, en saata unohtaa,
Että koskaan en ole yksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Vaikka myrsky hetkeksi tyyntyykin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Ja pian taas uusin hönkäyksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Hei tuu mun luo, pieneksi hetkeksi. Puhutaan, varjoni, valkoiseksi enkeliksi."

Pelle Miljoona Oy - Varjo seuraa onneain

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post #7 of 48 Old 06-14-2008, 06:55 PM
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you should never chase your brother with the tractor.

Payoff; a big dent in the siding of my house

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post #8 of 48 Old 06-14-2008, 10:34 PM
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You should never put a bee bee gun to your foot at point blank and shoot.

You should never try and put out a small fire with a flip flop.

You should never take the lighter in your car and push it, then when it pops out touch the small grill thinkin it wont be hot.. Hurt like heck for weeks.

You should never take a iern and try to iern your mattress.

You should never watch the scary series of "chucky" when you are little and then have a doll that looks like chucky.. the doll gave me nightmares for years lol..

You should never jump a ramp usin 3 bricks to hold it up.. did that and it broke and I wrecked bad lol, I scratched up my hand and arm real bad lol it was funny..

You should never let one of your stupid friends borrow your GoCart, because he may flip it.

You should never look behind you for more than a minute when drivin a GoCart, you might just run straight in a brick mail box.

You should never back up a truck without checkin and seein if the wheels are straight, you just might whip left and take out a few big bushes.

You should never drive the tractor to get the mail then not know really how to stop the tractor and run right into a truck (I was young, and I ran into the truck I have now)

That's all I got SO FAR.. I will try and think of more stupid stuff I have done.

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post #9 of 48 Old 06-15-2008, 06:17 PM Thread Starter
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Well.. You should never drive a car into a garage and think that you can drive still 20 centimetres. Maybe you've estimated a length and location of the car's nib wrong and run just into a wall of the garage! You should never do this especially the car you drive isn't your car (and if it's in a really good shape besides this).

Payoff: Luckily the speed was low enough and my father didn't get very angry about those two scratchs overhead a registration plate. I also hope them wouldn't cut a resale value very hard.

"On hyviä vuosia, kauniita muistoja, mutta kuitenkaan, en saata unohtaa,
Että koskaan en ole yksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Vaikka myrsky hetkeksi tyyntyykin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Ja pian taas uusin hönkäyksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Hei tuu mun luo, pieneksi hetkeksi. Puhutaan, varjoni, valkoiseksi enkeliksi."

Pelle Miljoona Oy - Varjo seuraa onneain

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post #10 of 48 Old 06-15-2008, 08:13 PM
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You should never go visit your 2 VERY handled and friendly yearlings when on crutches. One if not both will always find a reason to muzzle you and push you over.

You should never trust your yearling when trying to get a close up nose shot-they will like your lens...
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