You should never wear Crocs, flip flops or any other plastic type footwear around horses.
You should never try to run over a rattle snake with the lawn mower. They can really strike a long ways away!
You should never try to kick a rattlesnake out of the way while wearing flip flops.... I know I'm really stupid
Never try and cook an egg in the microwave without water xD
Payoff: An exploded egg and lots of steam and one big mess to clean! ... ya I was low on time ..
Never wear flip flops near your old see nile grand mothers car when she's in it.
Payoff: Squished toes that hurt weeks, even worse when you are trying to tell her to pull forward and she doesnt quite get what you mean! Ooo the pain!
never try and feed a squirel a small penut by hand!
Payoff: Bitten finger :(
Anouther squirel one!
Never stand under a tree with a squirel starring at you
Payoff: a squirel jumping on top of your head!
You should never reverse half a kilometre and slide your car with its coupler when reversing... The coupler will burn.
You should never try to kick your bike's front wheel when you're cycling. I'm sure you'll manage to jab your foot between spokes.
Payoff: Even if the somersault was huge I didn't hurt myself. But the front wheel started to wobble and I tore my jeans.
You should never speak ill about the minister of your confirmation camp. Despite it that he would have more conservative philosophy than you have. At first, it isn't polite at all. The second reason is that even he'd have gone away maybe the youth worker of your congregation is still in the room.
You should never start to do your business in public privy if you aren't sure that you've locked the door of the privy.
Payoff: Bigger shame.
Ohh... and you should never put bananas to your bag without wrap when you're going to an amusement park. Maybe your bag flattens occasionally during the day because you take it with you when you take amusement rides...
Payoff: Banana smash all around the bag's inside isn't fun. Especially if it mess evrything in your bag.
When making your little ungrateful lesson girls spread hay with you ( I know, I'm soooooo nice, right?!) always make sure you yell "I'M TIPPING THE WHEEL BARROW OVER -- WATCH OUT!" several times before actually doing so... You might accidently tip the wheel barrow onto one girl and seven hay bales on the other.