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    10-19-2008, 09:34 PM
You should never pee on an electric fence (I warned my kids when they were little ones - but did they listen?)
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    10-19-2008, 11:41 PM
You should never...

... as a joke tell your 2 year old that the blue couch is actually orange or he will forever get orange and blue mixed up (not me, a friend did this).

... try to move 2' x 2' patio stones down a flight of stairs without steel toe boots on or you will end up with a broken toe and a whiz-bang headache.

... drink milk for breakfast the "morning after" or you'll make your own instant yoghurt (that from my husband).

... turn off your standard car while driving down a hill to save on gas (Egad, yes, I did this as a 16yr old!) or your steering wheel will lock and the ditch is AWFULLY close!!!! Has to be the utmost stupidity of my life!
    10-20-2008, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by iridehorses    
You should never pee on an electric fence (I warned my kids when they were little ones - but did they listen?)
You mean someone did that, hold it I saw photos of I man who done that to a 400 volt fence (It was ugly)
    10-20-2008, 07:52 AM
Originally Posted by Kentucky    
You mean someone did that, hold it I saw photos of I man who done that to a 400 volt fence (It was ugly)
Yup, they were fortunate that it was low voltage and weeds were shorting it out but they will never forget it!
    10-20-2008, 07:45 PM
Unless you are a pro at this you should never try long reinig a horse that hasnt been handled in a lot longer than you wish to think about

Paayoff: I've still got calouses from the rope burn blisters from three years ago
    10-22-2008, 08:59 AM
Never wear thongs around a horse...

(below is of some girl from school...shes a right (insert naughty word) and so is her friend)

Never wear a g-string and a skirt with out shorts on a windy day

Result....a right nasty sight!
    10-22-2008, 03:42 PM
Green Broke
Never take hot spaghetti noodles and pour them into a strainer before you get to the sink...that hot water burned my little toes!!!
    10-24-2008, 04:44 PM
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Never go out sauna fresh wearing only a pyjamas. Not even it would be a late dark night and you should take your drunken dad from a community effort party to home. Not even the distance between your house and the party place would be only some kilometres. Not even there wouldn't be a lot of settlement in your corners.

Payoff: Maybe you drive wrong and finally found yourself in a mayor's(!) courtyard. Maybe two handsome guys come out the mayor's house and stare you very surprised when you stand ahead them in your pyjamas, without makeup, with your messy hairs and ask where the beach and the party place are. Maybe you don't realize apologize when they act up very nice and tell to you what you want to know and then that you're in private area and move one of their car that you can drive away. Maybe you find a right place and ask for your dad. Maybe a crew there laugh to you and tell that your dad left the crew half an hour ago telling that he walks home.

This happened tonight to me . I really hope that the bumpy ground at mayor's house wasn't a flower bed or if it was I hope I didn't ruin it badly when I walked through it.
    01-23-2009, 04:06 PM
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Ohh... I've still one.

When playing baseball, you should never throw the bat recklessly out of your hands especially if there are men close to you.

Payoff: Luckily he managed to grab the bat before it hit his... umm... manly part of the body .
    01-23-2009, 04:18 PM
Ohhhh I have a good post for this thread. Going to have to save it for when I get home!

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