I'm big on tacky online games. Right now I have a craving for Robot Unicorn Attack and Creamwolf.
In Robot Unicorn Attack, you're this robo unicorn running on a course. Your only two tasks are to avoid falling and to avoid running into things. Your controls are jump and dash, which breaks up magical stars that get in your way. All complimented by the song 'Always' by Erasure. I sound like a nut explaining it, but it's very addicting.
Creamwolf has an interesting plot. You're a werewolf disguised as an ice cream man. You spend some time luring kids and making ice cream for them, and when full moon strikes you lure them back to your cave and get to eat them! Very fun, but also a little quirky.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are certain and the intelligent are full of doubt"