I was only kidding and secondly it was an offer and not an order hahaha.. I more of strangely think of the idea that you have so much to explain how one should write books or novels or little stories and yet you have not tried it yourself. Perhaps you have not had a chance before?
Anyhow, I like your writing skills and wish that one day I get to read one of your written books.
To me writing is something which comes out naturally from within yourself at the right time. I cannot write something by forcing myself however when the right time comes I am sure I will end up with a book