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If that don't beat all....

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        08-01-2013, 09:43 PM
      #1
    Showing
    If that don't beat all....

    Today I learned that a hoof trimmer is now a Natural Hoof Care Practitioner. Makes it kinda la di dah.
         
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        08-03-2013, 03:41 PM
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    Weanling
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Saddlebag    
    Today I learned that a hoof trimmer is now a Natural Hoof Care Practitioner. Makes it kinda la di dah.
    ROFL....
    Imagine how classy you will appear when you tell someone "I kan't ride today. My Natural Hoof Care Practitioner is coming to do Bubba and LeRoy."
         
        08-04-2013, 09:47 AM
      #3
    Started
    It's kinda like "Sanitation Engineer". If they aren't any good they are just a garbage man.

    A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet.

    A good farrier or trimmer is hard to find. I really don't care what they want to call themselves. I had a good one once but he had a drinking problem. He brought that drinking problem to my yard just once. In trying to find a replacement I had a small parade of jerks so I learned to do it myself. It's now taking a serious toll on my back and soon I will have to search once again. Not ready to say die yet but I'm dreading it.
         
        08-04-2013, 06:11 PM
      #4
    Yearling
    Pffffttttt!!!! Mines better! Im an Equine Distal Limb Equilibrium Restoration Professional. Or an EDLERP. Its uber fancy AND schmancy! ROFL
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        08-04-2013, 06:13 PM
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    Yearling
    OOOOH and if I add Natural onto the front of that..I can be a NEDLERP! I love it. From now on wht I do shall be NEDLERP. Arent you all impressed?
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        08-04-2013, 06:17 PM
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    Weanling
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    Originally Posted by Trinity3205    
    OOOOH and if I add Natural onto the front of that..I can be a NEDLERP! I love it. From now on wht I do shall be NEDLERP. Arent you all impressed?
    Ohhhhhhh. I bow in awe. It even sounds VERY expensive.
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        08-04-2013, 07:52 PM
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    Yearling
    I know right? *flourishes a curtsey*

    *giggle*
         
        08-04-2013, 07:54 PM
      #8
    Trained
    You need to be a Holistic NERDLERP, even more skilled & schmancy.
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        08-04-2013, 08:28 PM
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    Trained
    In Germany they're called " hoof caretakers ".... kinda bland.......
         
        08-04-2013, 10:02 PM
      #10
    Showing
    Trinity, does that mean you can add a PhD to that? Piled high and dry? That would mean you are a Doctor of NEDLERP and people would refer to you as Doctor. Now you can raise your rates because people will be so impressed.
         

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