Ok I got a comment don't have nuthin to do with hooves but my ole lady used to be slim n trim but now all she does is sit on tha couch eatin tater chips n Bon-bons n wachin Judge Judy. Caint hardly walk acrosss tha yard without stoppin to lay down an rest . She got big as a barn an I don't get no lovin ever so I asked her, " honey, why don't we do it any more"? She said well I just don't feel attractive anymore. I said "We'll you don't look attractive anymore either, but I still need some once in a while