Lol. I love these! How about "horse for sale: has great "whoa" " And a horse that won't move. And "easy keeper" with an obese horse. Or a "work horse" in construction outfit? Oh! OH! Annnd you could do a "ladies horse" and he could be all cool and slick looking with like elvis hair and sunglasses!
Love these! So funny and remind me a lot of Norman Thelwell :P
I have an Idea! 'Horse For Sale, Bomb proof'
A picture of a horse walking through a farm with machinery, dogs etc, then another picture of the same horse out on a quiet hack and spooking at a plastic bag :)