Have you ever been around a dead horse?
My Mom used to say there was nothing deader than a dead horse, I never realized what she meant untill I had to deal with a few dead horses.
You would hveve to find someone who is going to put their horse to sleep, quickly after the horse is dead, and before riggomortis sets in, move the horse into the statue position, wait for hard riggormortis to set in, then do what stuff you need to do. You will have a window because after so long riggormortis will leave and the horse goes limp again. Without riggomortis set in the horse will be limp like a noodle and that could be rather discusting. Better still you might need to get a young horse with better muscles least you rip a leg off, hanging the poor creature upside down.
Whoever lends you the horse will need to be a true patron of the arts.
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Last edited by Taffy Clayton; 01-09-2013 at 05:26 PM.