I guess I just enjoy messing with people to much,,,, I think I would start hitting on her, hahahaah,
"So uhhh hey baby how you doin ? "
My usual reaction to horse knowitalls is generally to mess with them. Drives em nuts. Works really good if you have smart ass answers already preplanned,,,,,
Used to love it when people would constantly stress over what kinda horse I had. Or more specifically stress that I didnt know or care. Honestly I had no idea, he was a big white horse. With a bone jarring trot, sometimes he sorta half gaited I think.
What kinda horse is he , quarter horse ?
"nope, he's full horse"
I think your neighbor sounds like alot of fun.