Lord LubbaDuck (also known as Zephyr moo or The Paddock Schmooze) gave up some of his valuable time to train a Human (my friend Jenny) today...
1. Jenny approaches His Lordship in the correct manner afforded royalty - gently, calmly and with a friendly (but not overbearing) scratch on offer.
2. His Mother gives her approval.
3. They discuss what they would like to achieve, Human training is going well.
4. In just 10 seconds His Lordship has trained Jenny to massage him in the right spots.
5. All over.
6. Now he asks her to stand while he (thoughtfully) chews her jacket.
7. His Lordship has now trained jenny to stand still while he leans on her
8. Now he gets Jenny to walk around him while he hums a tune. (Wild Horses I believe)
9. His Lordship feels Jenny has learned a lot for a person so he ends the session before she gets bored, with...
10. A Royal kiss.
It should be noted here that at this stage His Lordship lay down in the long grass and went to sleep.