Today, zere waz a problem.
Ah decide zat if my Muzzerr and my Uncle are going to keep arguing over oo gets to be wiz me, I shall lie down and die right in between zem both. So ah did. IMG_5143.jpg
When I checked to zee ow upset zey were… (very craftily, keeping muh eyes closed of course because ah was meant to be dead) IMG_5144.jpg
Uncle Persil was examining is toenails – nobody told me ee was gay IMG_5149.jpg
And my Muzzer, she waz zo buzy pulling le faces at le Uncle she ad not even noticed I was dead not even when I zat up. IMG_5147.jpg
Quite frankly, I was astonished.
Zis is muh astonished look. IMG_5152.jpg
Zen ah stopped being astonished – it was getting boring and ah decided ah needed a drink. IMG_5156.jpg
Ze problem wiz drinking, iz zat it cannot be undertaken lying down, even by me. One must get up. IMG_5158.jpg
As I was drinking it occurr to me just why my Muzzerr ates Le Uncle.
Ee watches er while she breast feed.
Of course, she is embarrassed. IMG_5161.jpg
Even le sheeps watch. IMG_5162.jpg IMG_5165.jpg
To be continued in a minute.....