Today, my Muzzerr is very grumpy with me (again) for reasonz ah can not understand.
Muzzerr, ah said, you look like a large ‘airy shark.
OK ah could ‘ave been more polite.
Zen ah pretend to be a Remora fish.
Zey attach themselves to sharks.
It zeemed like a fun zing to do but Muzzerr waz in no mood to be attached to anyzing.
Ezpecially not me.
Suddenly Ah get afraid she might eat me
Zo ah decided to attach mahself to a fence post.
It zeem like a good idea at la time
It’s not quite le same az being attached to a large ‘airy shark – and to be honest, ah miz le element of dangeur.
Dangeur to be continued in a momento....