F. Stands for Flossom.
My dear old pooch Partly Bluett actually rescued Flossom from a box on a river bank where she had been dumped at the tender age of aprox 3 weeks. (she's 11years now and Partly is 14) He kept dragging me back to this box until eventually I opened it and found this timy starving ball of fluff no bigger than tennis ball. Of course, there was no going back, I lovingly bottle fed her for another week (every 4 hours) and Partly used to tuck her under his back leg at night to sleep (I'm not kidding).
Anyway she has grown in to a monster who rules the entire house and paddocks. She is even famous for attacking a CLYDESDALE (She didn't realise, she later informed everyone, that clydesdales are more than just the fluff on their back legs.
You can tell him she goes by many names...
Her 'birth name' is Flossom MacFearsome however around here she is also known by the following...
1. F. Possovitz Attorney at Paw
2. Furrio the Enforcer (From Furio on The Sopranos)
3. That Fat Little ******* who attacks visitors whom she deems have outstayed their welcome (Of course we don't call her that, but our friends do)