ROFL, these friggin' stallions! I came home not too long ago to find Skippy, my QH stallion, standing very calmly in a section of the pasture and didn't think much of it. He frequently pines for the girls where he was standing. So, I went about my business of evening feed and bringing everyone in and I looked over and realized, Skip handn't moved. WTH? He normally comes over for a skritch. So I walked over and found him astride a gate, front feet one side, back feet in the pasture. Good news was, there's no way a mare could get mounted there, it's a no mans land between pastures that I don't keep horses in. So, I went over to the gate, took a look at the situation and dismantled the gate, took it off the mounting brackets and he very calmly walked off, no injuries. AMAZING the crazy things they do.