Backyard tails of a fatty under the impression she is near death from starvation....
Magic has always been a bit of a porker. She can actually kill herself if left out to pasture too long it doesn't take anything for her to gain weight she truly looks at a bag of grain and gains 50lbs. Now that she is 'with child' she has gone above and beyond in her food obsession.
Escape: attempts 4 success 3
Manipulating food out of Daddy: attempts 5 success 4
Stealing food from the chickens and ducks: Attempts 3 success 3
Driving mommy crazy: Attempts 154 success 154
Getting the lock off the grain bucket: Attempts 3 success 1
Stealing the neighbor horses hay: Attempts 3 success 1
Letting the neighbor horses out to play: Attempts 1 success 0
Terrifying chickens in the middle of the night by putting head in coop: Attempts 1 success 1
Opening sliding glass door: Attempts 1 success 1
Waking up every dog, cat, horse, chicken, duck and human in the neighborhood: Attempts 3 Success 3
Mommies finally had enough punishment, dressage in a bareback pad in the middle of yard so everyone can watch my fat humiliation....4am exhausted after a 1 1/2 hour embarrassment of a work out...head in dirt mommy points at my pen and I slowly waddle back in...
Mommy may have won this round but the battle isn't finished...we will see what 1am brings tomorrow.
This is her it wasn't me look.