Xmas Message from the Existential Zephyr

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    12-23-2012, 11:08 PM
Xmas Message from the Existential Zephyr

Tis I, Zephyrr, ze world’s most Andsome Orze zitting ere be’ind my Mozzerr.

I ave been asked to give ze Christmaz speech instead of ze Queen.Out of my way Muzzerr

Apparently, e can’t make it zis year.


So, luckily, I ave stepped in. I shall get up now; prepare yourselves.

I shall just get My Mozzerr to get up also, Get up mozzer, Get Up.

She always does as a I ask.


Ow many people can say zat about zeir Mozzerrs eh?

Errrumph. Eh eh eh.

Now, where waz I? Oh yez, making a Christmas speech for everyone to enjoy.

On behalf of my Muzzer and er Muzzer and er Muzzer’s Muzzer before er ...
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    12-23-2012, 11:16 PM
I must tell you a little story about myself….

But firzt...Muzzer, will you hurry up wiz ze milkshake already.

What do you mean I ave to eat zat crap, where’s my shake?

Anyway, az I waz zaying before being rudely interrupted by hunger pangs…

Not everyone haz the opportunity of being az glorious az I am.

What do you mean ze message as to be about Christmas? You are kidding right?

I don’t know ze first zing about Christmas, I only know about me.

Oh ‘ang on a minute, zere is Monsieur Beaucoup, e will do a speech…

Crikey, it’s that boring little existential git with the fake French accent

Perhaps if I fake my own death…

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    12-23-2012, 11:19 PM

And so with the horses unable or unwilling to send out Christmas greetings I leave it up to Partly and Grommart (and Bludger Magoo)

    12-24-2012, 12:43 AM
Love it! Merry Christmas =)
    12-24-2012, 01:23 AM
Woo hoo! Zat vas Magnifique!
    12-24-2012, 01:29 AM
Brilliant!! Had me laughing so hard!
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    12-24-2012, 07:17 PM
Teen Forum Moderator
This was fantastic! Definitely made my afternoon xD
    12-24-2012, 07:26 PM
Green Broke
Very cute, and wildly creative!! :)
    12-24-2012, 08:09 PM
Hehe ... way too cute! And Merry Christmas!
    12-24-2012, 10:09 PM
Love them all!! Merry Christmas to your motley crew.
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