Boy, you got a job. With my baby, I had him for 3 days and just decided to name him Texas. Hey, you think Jarred is bad - I got a 7 month old named Terminator!
Here are my ideas:
Allan Badillion Trahern
(out of a John Wayne movie)
Hmm.. those are goofy. Anyway, maybe they'll give you some insperation.
About kids, I have some distant relatives that let their son name himself at age 5. Can you say "Snapper"? Everyone called him Snap Key.
Have fun. :P