LOL but the real thing is much more rewarding... I always joked that my horse's tail (I guess horses' tails now) were better cared for and had less tangles than my own hair. Not exactly true, but I spend hours taking care of their tails. Smokey has his down within a couple weeks of putting it up in the winter.. and scarlet's stays in but I still have to do it every few weeks-couple months or it becomes a mess.
But yeah mine get socks too, sometimes colorful ones, LOL. Don't forget the sheet! (do you use a ripped up sheet too?)