Can't I Just Be Something Simple?

I had thought about getting a velcro saddle and pants. Then how do you get off the horse when you get to where you are going?

My snarky-sarcastic answer to everything- very carefully?! :P hehehe

Oh! Pressure sensitive glue- as long as your butt is pressing down, you are good... not sure how effective it is for the super eager to dump you horse, tho.. :P

But as long as my butt is pressing down, I usually stay on the horse. It is when my butt goes up in the air or off the the side that I have trouble......

Ahh, yeah, might not do much then! There is a velcro I used to hold a handmade ceramic thing into a shadow box... it was meant to hold brick to brick, I seem to remember... try that! We will NEVER be able to get off our horses then! Shoe horns for butts will be needed!

Thankfully, knock on wood, my horse hasn't caused me to want/need any of these things yet... tho I really gotta work on sticking better during cantering and galloping- galloped for the first time the other day and was all over her back, poor tolerant girl! Realized after that I had her saddle waaaay too loose, lol. I had forgotten to re-tighten it!

Electromagnet in the saddle, and magnetic jodhpurs. Then you can switch on and off your stick-to-saddle-ness. Problem solved ;)

Perfect! Best fix so far! Now... to find an electromagnet big enough....

Excellent idea!!! We would never fall off again! You need to patent this idea and start manufacturing it right away!!

Have you checked your saddle fit and checked for pain. Maybe he needs a chiropractic adjustment?
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