Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Eventing Country
• Horses: 0
Well, I don't have a "Funny" bite story - the bites I've recieved were from my toddler APHA who didn't know any better ..... but I have another ha ha sort of story that occured while grooming.
I was grooming my TB for a Pony Club lesson, I always groom with a curry comb in one hand, and then a finishing brush in the other - going over his body. He was a boy who never kicked, never did anything to make you scared to be around his back end area.
So when I got to his rump and finished up with his main body grooming, I turned around to face my grooming tool box *which was on his left side, near his hind end* bent over to get my hoof pick, when all of a sudden I turned from Super Groomer to Super Woman.
I flew and skid across the ground.
My TB decided to kick at something - I don't what it was, me? Fly? Pest biting him? *shrugs shoulders* but whatever it was, his hoof direcly hit my right butt cheek, causing me to end up eating dirt a meter away.
One minute I was bent over getting my hoof pick, next I had a hoof print on my (_!_) and dirt in my mouth.
Everyone laughed, and was suprised Cody did that, because - he never does things like that.
Eh, live and learn.
I never put my grooming tool box behind my horse anymore......lol