Grooming my behind?! lol

Don't put a carrot in your back pocket is all I'm going to say.
It wasn't a very good idea...

Lol!

My old horse would do that everytime I went to pick his hoofs. The funniest thing he had done was take my hat and throw it across the aisle lol.

Solon grooms me back a lot. He uses his lips though not his teeth like he does on the horses. If I'm standing next to his front shoulder and he wants his belly scratched he'll reach around and push my butt closer to his belly. Pretty funny.

Brutus usually nuzzles my butt when I pick his feet. He also likes to pull things out of my pockets and throw them around. Especially crinkly plastic things. You can't pick his feet with anything in your back pocket, lawl.

If I pick Solon's feet while he's in the stall he'll pick up a mouthful of water and dump it down the back of my pants. NOT funny! I tell him. He doesn't care though.

My mustang mare bit me in the butt when I picked up one of her front feet. She was a 2 year old at that time. I scolded her but the next day she did it again. So I got wise to her. I positioned myself so that my elbow was kinda sticking out behind me and I could keep one eye on her head. The moment I picked up her foot, her nose came around to bite me and I just quickly moved my elbow back and she ran her nose into it. I never said a word to her but suppressed a laugh as she stood there with a funny look on her face like "Where the heck did THAT come from?" And she never tried it again.

Lad is the funny one. Lad LOVES to be rode. And as I have my foot in the stirrup and my back to his head, positioning myself to mount up, he brings his head around and starts shoving my butt upwards like "Hurry up. Hurry up. Let's go. Let's go".

LOL that's EXACTLY what I started doing! When she leans her head down and sees me looking back up at her now, she just puts her head back up and ignores me! Haha That's hilarious about "Lad" by the way!!

The first time Lad did that to me I though "What the?????" Then when I could actually feel him trying to push me up with his nose, I got to laughing so hard I couldn't get on!

Hmm I never got bit in the butt, but the first horse I owned used to fart every single time i'd go to pick his back hooves. I swear I could hear him laughing