08-06-2009, 03:04 PM
| || | I've recently learned a couple of lessons.
1) Sheath cleaning, although gross, is easy when there is no bean.
A) Use generic, inexpensive KY.
B) Rinse well.
C) If you can't rinse don't worry too much as KY will dissipate on its own.
2). Sheath cleaning is not so easy when there is a bean.
A) It hurts when someone digs a large chunk of goo out of your nether-regions.
B) You need to "kiss" a horse before bean dipping.
C) Rub the nether-regions with KY often....even when not bean dipping. It feels good.
D) Provide grain and tie your horse so that he's against a wall.
E) Regular "kissing" without any attempt to remove the bean may be necessary after the first bean removal.
F) Horses remember that bean dipping hurts and will cross their legs if you even act like you might LOOK at their nether-regions.
G) Good luck. Pleasuring a horse is, well, something I never imagined I'd ever do.....but we do still have some bean left in there.