As much as it may surprise you I clean out your hooves for your benefit. I know, I know shocker right? Who knew? But trust me it is.
Therefore I would just like to say that I do not appreciate you CONTINUOUSLY flicking your tail into my eyes when I clean your back feet.
And don't even try to use the old fly excuse because I know better than to believe that one. Because instead of flicking your tail the way you would for a fly you purposely flick it ONLY in the direction of the foot I am cleaning. If I am working on your right foot the "fly" appears to only be on the right side near my eyes and visa versa. But believe me if there was a fly infront of my eyes I would see it...unless of course I was blind, but I'm not so there is no need for you to use your tail to "save" me from a "fly".
So please from now on keep the tail flicking to when I am working on your front hooves. That way I'll actually be able to see where the dirt is without my eyes stinging because they were tail-whipped.
Love You Dearly,
Your ever adoring owner,
P.s. Thanks Zippy. Just because the top my undies were sticking out of my pants a little while I was cleaning your front feet DOES NOT give you the right to grab them and give me a wedgie.
Horses ~rolls eyes~ gotta love them