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post #11 of 24 Old 08-03-2011, 11:49 PM
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post #12 of 24 Old 10-22-2014, 03:57 PM
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My mare does the 'fly' swap whenever she doesn't want me to give a treat to one of her pasture mates. When I turn around she looks like "What? I'm helping!"
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post #13 of 24 Old 10-22-2014, 05:11 PM
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How about allowing my horse to check me out while sitting quite low then when I look at him he blows snot all over my face. I had one that by touching his tail it triggered a long gassy fart - gag.
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post #14 of 24 Old 10-22-2014, 06:13 PM
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A horse giving wedgies = Awesome.

“When I bestride him, I soar, I am a hawk: he trots the air; the earth sings when he touches it; the basest horn of his hoof is more musical than the pipe of Hermes. ” ~ William Shakespeare
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post #15 of 24 Old 10-22-2014, 06:13 PM
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Every time (every SINGLE TIME) I clean my horse's back feet, she farts. Both feet. Two farts. Every time.

“When I bestride him, I soar, I am a hawk: he trots the air; the earth sings when he touches it; the basest horn of his hoof is more musical than the pipe of Hermes. ” ~ William Shakespeare
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post #16 of 24 Old 10-22-2014, 07:00 PM
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My horse farts EVERY time I clean her back feet. Sometimes I go back more than once just to practice being nice with her hind legs and she STILL farts every time!! Where does it all come from!

One time I also went to pick her front feet out with my phone in my back pocket. Let's just say, ten seconds later my hand was in her mouth fishing it out and I was thankful that she knows not to chew on humans, LOL.

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post #17 of 24 Old 10-22-2014, 09:21 PM
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My new horse likes to mess with my braid when I pick his front feet and get horse slobber in my hair.
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post #18 of 24 Old 10-22-2014, 09:43 PM
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I have had my horse try and poop on me when I was working on her back feet. I'm like seriously, you stand around all day and now you have to go to the bathroom.

So in lies the madness, the pursuit of the impossible in the face of the complete assurance that you will fail, and yet still you chase.
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post #19 of 24 Old 10-23-2014, 12:16 AM
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Just think, some people think horses are dumb! In winter I wear a thick fleece hat. The qh is fascinated with it and will bump my head. I will then bump his muzzle and on it goes until I've had enough.
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post #20 of 24 Old 10-23-2014, 04:06 PM
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Awe, such a great little post that really made me smile!

I have a mare that will grab anything in my back pocket while I'm doing her hooves! I have another horse that when I grab his back leg, he brings it up and down, back and forth, and then decides I'm not letting go. So he sighs, leans against me with all his weight, and waits for me to finish!

Cheyenne will not give me her hoof for the world! She acts like she can't, then won't, and when I get it, she makes me pay! My pants are slobber coated, and if my shirt slips up just a centimeter while I'm bent over, she licks my back... lol.

Who could ever say horses were dumb and mindless? I've met a few horses with dull personalities, but most have bright and shining ones!

Cheyenne, QH Paint Trail Mare. Happy Trails, Y'all!
Twister, Appaloosa Barrel Horse. Turn 'n Burn!
These 2 horses stole my Heart!
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