Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Resaca, Georgia
• Horses: 0
since we are talking about gross/funny thing... I am going to add my 2 cents...
My daughter (grown daughter) has an old horse (30-35 years) he had a very hurt leg and she was spending lots of time at the barn washing/bandging. she realized that she really, really needed to clean his sheath. it was really nasty with scaley crud on it. She had never cleaned him and all I had ever had were mares.
So we decided to do it right.. I was her assistant and she got some sheath cleaner. while she was cleaning the wound in his leg she rubbed his stomach and moved her hand ever so gently back to "the area". she put her hand on him and he dropped, she worked the sudsy stuff all over hiim and he started "hunching" and swaying forward and backward.. now this is a gelding but he was acting on pure instinct... we laughed because she was giving him a hand job/massage and he really wanted it to have a happy ending, but alas it was not meant to be!!!!
After a few minutes of this, she got warm water and washed him off. then she gave him a butt massage (he has always loved them) and I laughed and told her I should be giving them a cigarette to share and turn the barn light off!!!
We still laugh about that!!!