Haha... I am happy I have a mare as well! Lol. I've told myself I never want to do that, but if I do get a gelding one day, I guess I'll have to.
Of course, by that time maybe I'll be married and I'll make my husband do it. Either that, or the vet.
"'For I know the plans I have for you,' declares the Lord. 'Plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you a hope and a future'" ~ Jeremiah 29:11