Eh, I wouldn't use furniture polish as a detangler.
You can buy plenty of inexpensive ethnic hair care products that don't have all the chemicals that furniture polish does.
Generic Metamucil instead of Sand Clear. Both have the same active ingredient; psyllium fiber.
Cheap disposable diapers are great for wrapping wounds and poultices.
A mixture of 4 ounces of bleach, 4 ounces of generic Listerine, and 8 ounces of water to combat scratches or any other type of fungus.
Dilute bleach in water to combat thrush.