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        01-21-2009, 07:51 PM
      #11
    Yearling
    Lol I'm really worried about trying this with a mule, apparently they can kick out with perfect aim in any direction SO, I'll just wait until he needs his teeth floated and ask the vet to do it then. Xp
         
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        01-21-2009, 09:01 PM
      #12
    Yearling
    What I can't do is get the bean out. :-/ Its annoying me and Im betting on have a vet come out to get it out because its aggrevating me. All I gotta do is brush with a soft brush and he drops and lets you do whatever.
         
        01-21-2009, 09:02 PM
      #13
    Yearling
    I also have acrylic nails on so I don't think they help very much.
         
        01-22-2009, 04:33 PM
      #14
    Trained
    Ugh, I have to clean both of my geldings sheaths in the spring. I am not looking forward to that at all!
    Both of have have a tendency to kick when they're upset.

    Do I have to stick my finger up in their urethra to get the bean out?
         
        01-22-2009, 04:55 PM
      #15
    Yearling
    Yup. And its suppose to just come out with a little pressure on it but I can never get it to work.
         
        01-22-2009, 05:12 PM
      #16
    Showing
    Ah, sheath cleaning. Well, my old old horse Cody...I had to clean his sometimes; but I usually got the vet to do it. It's much easier, & less nasty...lol.
         
        01-22-2009, 05:16 PM
      #17
    Trained
    Ok, I'll have to give it a try and see how it progresses.

    SO going to be wearing gloves for this!
         
        01-22-2009, 09:54 PM
      #18
    Green Broke
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by My Beau    
    However if you whistle some horses will drop - supposedly, it makes them want to pee. I tried, my guy's started coming out but then I think he remembered what was going on.
    Maybe you have to put a hoof in warm water!LOL
         
        01-24-2009, 05:31 PM
      #19
    Foal
    ROFL northernmama!!!

    When Regii needs his done Im just going to pay someone to do it.. Preferably a friend who rides so theyr cheap but still know what theyr doing =P
         
        01-24-2009, 06:03 PM
      #20
    Green Broke
    sheath cleaning songs (3)

    The Sheath Cleaning Song #1
    >
    >
    > To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it"...
    >
    > If it's hanging and you see it lube your hands
    > If it's hanging and you see it lube your hands
    > If it's hanging and you see it
    > Grab it quick it's time to clean it
    > If it's hanging and you see it lube your hands.
    >
    > If it's peely and it's crusty pick it off
    > If it's peely and it's crusty pick it off
    > If it's peely and it's crusty
    > and the smell is kind of musty
    > If it's peely and it's crusy pick it off
    >
    > If his weenie has a beanie dig it out
    > If his weeny has a beanie dig it out
    > If his weiner has a beaner
    > Pull it out and he'll be cleaner
    > If his weenie has a beenie dig it out
    >
    > Now he's happy and you know it wash your hands
    > Now he's happy and you know it wash your hands
    > It's a job that's kind of kinky
    > And now your hands are really stinky
    > But he's happy and you know it wash your hands.
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > The Sheath Cleaning Song #2
    > Author Unknown
    >
    > Sing it to the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father" from camp song
    >
    > How's it hangin'?
    > So much cleaner.
    > Aren't you glad I
    > washed your wiener?
    >
    > I'll admit it's
    > kinda creepy
    > that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.
    >
    > It was sticky.
    > It was gunky.
    > It felt icky.
    > It smelled funky.
    >
    > It was cruddy,
    > it was crusty--
    > when you stuck it out, it creaked like it was rusty.
    >
    > After half an
    > hour of toilin'
    > and of squirtin'
    > baby oil in,
    > you're as fresh there
    > as a daisy.
    >
    > Either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!!
    >
    >
    >
    > And one for Mares
    >
    > Sung to the
    > tune of Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda:
    >
    > Is it clean now
    > Near your udder?
    > Is it smooth now
    > Smooth as butter?
    > It's a chore that
    > I'm not keen on
    > I'm either something to be kicked
    > Or else to lean on
    >
    > There's much crust there
    > 'Tween your teatsies
    > More disgusting
    > Than your feetsies
    > I'll admit it's kinda scarey
    > To be reaching under you where it's not hairy.
    >
    > It is black and kinda peely
    > Sometimes chunky, but ideally
    > It's a good thing, all in all
    > So you don't rub your tail raw upon the stall wall.
    >
    > Now the mare folks
    > Have their own diddy
    > About cleaning their mare's titty
    > Hope you've had some slight enjoyment
    > As for me I might be facing unemployment!
    >
         

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